Two tramps are walking down the road, so the one stops and says "Hey man, did you step in dog shit?" The second tramp checks and says "Nope" They walk on some more, the first tramp says "Fuck it man, did you fart??"
The second tramp shakes his head. They carry on walking. The first one says "No dude, I smell shit. Did you crap in your pants??"
"No, I swear I didn't" says the second.
The first glares at him and says "I don't believe you. Drop your pants, I wanna see for myself."
Second tramp drops his pants and sure enough, orange shit smeared EVERYWHERE!!! Its down his legs runny and chunky.
The first says "I TOLD you man! You shat in your pants!!"
Second tramp replies "No man, the shit was there when I found them"
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The second tramp shakes his head. They carry on walking. The first one says "No dude, I smell shit. Did you crap in your pants??"
"No, I swear I didn't" says the second.
The first glares at him and says "I don't believe you. Drop your pants, I wanna see for myself."
Second tramp drops his pants and sure enough, orange shit smeared EVERYWHERE!!! Its down his legs runny and chunky.
The first says "I TOLD you man! You shat in your pants!!"
Second tramp replies "No man, the shit was there when I found them"
Joke For Everyday
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