Harry Potter chat-up lines:
Could I get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets?
Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!
I wanna be your Dumblewhore.
Let's go deep into your Forbidden Forest.
Baby I'm tighter than Gringott's security and I'd love to take you down and show you the vaults.
Hey baby, I may be a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is a Slytherin.
Get your cloak, you've pulled.
Looked in the Mirror of Erised and saw you baby. Then I went to the Room of Requirement and it was full of tissues.
Wanna learn to speak troll? I'll get you grunting in no time.
Before me and my last girlfriend used to go up there, the Shrieking Shack was just called the Shack.
Joke For Everyday
Could I get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets?
Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!
I wanna be your Dumblewhore.
Let's go deep into your Forbidden Forest.
Baby I'm tighter than Gringott's security and I'd love to take you down and show you the vaults.
Hey baby, I may be a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is a Slytherin.
Get your cloak, you've pulled.
Looked in the Mirror of Erised and saw you baby. Then I went to the Room of Requirement and it was full of tissues.
Wanna learn to speak troll? I'll get you grunting in no time.
Before me and my last girlfriend used to go up there, the Shrieking Shack was just called the Shack.
Joke For Everyday
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