On their wedding night, young Diane says to new hubby, "If you don't remove your socks, I am not getting in bed at all."
Hubby is determined not to remove the socks. Diane argues he is perhaps kinky!
Hubby eventually gives in. "Alright," he says, "I have hid this from you all through our courting days, though. Look." Removing the socks, one foot is only half there!
"I lost it during an accident at work," he explains. "It embarrasses me."
Diane runs downstairs. Ever so upset, she telephones her Mum. Sobbing on the phone, she cries to her Mum, "He only has a foot and a half!"
Mother replies, "Hang on, young lady. You pack your bags and get back home, tell him I am on my way over!"
Joke For Everyday
Hubby is determined not to remove the socks. Diane argues he is perhaps kinky!
Hubby eventually gives in. "Alright," he says, "I have hid this from you all through our courting days, though. Look." Removing the socks, one foot is only half there!
"I lost it during an accident at work," he explains. "It embarrasses me."
Diane runs downstairs. Ever so upset, she telephones her Mum. Sobbing on the phone, she cries to her Mum, "He only has a foot and a half!"
Mother replies, "Hang on, young lady. You pack your bags and get back home, tell him I am on my way over!"
Joke For Everyday
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