A man and his friend stop by the local pub after work. He loses track of time, looks at his watch and sees that it's 11:00.
He says, "Oh shit! My wife's going to kill me! I've got to get home."
His buddy says, "Relax, try what I do. Whenever I'm out too late, I just sneak into the house, tiptoe up the stairs, quietly slip into bed, and go down on my wife. She'll be so happy, she'll forget about you being out too late."
The guy thanks him, leaves, and follows his friend's advice. He sneaks into the house, slips under the covers and goes to work. When he's finished, he gets up to use the bathroom. He opens the door and is shocked to see his wife sitting on the toilet. He screams, "What the hell are you doing in here!?"
The wife says, "Be quiet! Grandma's sleeping in the other room!"
Joke For Everyday
He says, "Oh shit! My wife's going to kill me! I've got to get home."
His buddy says, "Relax, try what I do. Whenever I'm out too late, I just sneak into the house, tiptoe up the stairs, quietly slip into bed, and go down on my wife. She'll be so happy, she'll forget about you being out too late."
The guy thanks him, leaves, and follows his friend's advice. He sneaks into the house, slips under the covers and goes to work. When he's finished, he gets up to use the bathroom. He opens the door and is shocked to see his wife sitting on the toilet. He screams, "What the hell are you doing in here!?"
The wife says, "Be quiet! Grandma's sleeping in the other room!"
Joke For Everyday
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